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A woman & her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, & starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having 1. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink & puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, & a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically & the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys & hold it in your mouth, & finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along & please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys... smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks... this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In 1 second the sharp lime taste hits... At 2 seconds the Baileys curdles. At 3 seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits. At 4 seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, & not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, & says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."
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BWAHAHAHA!!!hea·then [hee-thuhn] noun
1. an unconverted individual that does not acknowledge the God of the Bible.
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Oh, that is evil. EVIL! I love it!
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*falls over laughin* OMG that was great :-D Pure GENIUSComment
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