My Cheating Wife....

[drunkenwildmage]

So lately my wife has been working allot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my race car. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my car, I see something that I just can't believe. It looks like the battery has been sliding around in the tray all year long. every thing looks ok, but should i redo my tray so the battery stays in one place?

[Ree]

OK...you kind of had me going for a second or two.

I was thinking how the heck is this a joke?
And then the punchline hit me square in the face.

Good one.

[Greenday]

I...don't get it. Must be part of my youth, not enough experience.

[Soulstealer]

I...don't get it. Must be part of my youth, not enough experience.

I got it and I'm 21. Stop making me feel old.

[Greenday]

Hey, I'm only 19. I'm still young until March when I'm not a teenager anymore.

[Plaidman]

I think it means something, but it's probly not it. ....

Can someone give the punchline before my head hurts?/

[Ree]

It's not that hard to figure out.

He starts out with this story about his wife, and he seems completely oblivious to the fact that she's having an affair.
Then, it becomes more obvious that he knows it's an affair, and he's going to do something about it.

The punchline is when he's lying in wait, trying to catch them in the act...and he's distracted and upset more by the fact that his battery in his race car is loose.

That's it.

It's such a 'guy' story, that I found it hilarious.

[Crazeyal]

I ..

Wouldn't go so far as to say it's a PUNCHLINE.. Punch DRUNK maybe...