A teenage boy was bringing his girlfriend home after a date. They stand on the front porch to say their goodbyes.
"I had a great time tonight," She says.
"So did I," he replies.
The young boy musters up his courage, leans on the front door frame and asks, "So . . . how about a blowjob?"
The girl is shocked! "Are you crazy? My father could hear us!"
"No he won't! Everybody's asleep!"
"No! We might get caught!"
"But I love you! Please?"
"I can't do that!"
"Why not? Don't you care about me?"
Suddenly the door unlocks and opens. In the doorway stands the girl's sister.
"Dad says to hurry up and give him a blowjob, or I can do it, or even he himself will come down and do it, but for goodness sake, take your arm off the intercom!"
"I had a great time tonight," She says.
"So did I," he replies.
The young boy musters up his courage, leans on the front door frame and asks, "So . . . how about a blowjob?"
The girl is shocked! "Are you crazy? My father could hear us!"
"No he won't! Everybody's asleep!"
"No! We might get caught!"
"But I love you! Please?"
"I can't do that!"
"Why not? Don't you care about me?"
Suddenly the door unlocks and opens. In the doorway stands the girl's sister.
"Dad says to hurry up and give him a blowjob, or I can do it, or even he himself will come down and do it, but for goodness sake, take your arm off the intercom!"
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