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    A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English,
    nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

    "House," for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

    "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

    A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups,
    male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer"
    should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

    The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora" ) because:
    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
    incomprehensible to everyone else;

    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

    The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine
    ("el computador"), because:
    1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

    2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer,
    you could have gotten a better model.

    The women won.
    "If you are planning not to tip, please let your server know before ordering so they can decide whether or not to wait on you" - from an advice column I read some time ago

  • #2
    Quoth Giggle Goose View Post
    The women won.
    I don't know about that...
    I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

    Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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    • #3
      I don't know about the reasoning but computer in spanish is actually a masculine word.
      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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      • #4
        I'm with Spiffy. The guys points are more valid.
        "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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        • #5
          I don't know. Computers are defiantly female

          1. No matter how much you abuse it, it stays with you. (I see very few guys staying in abusive relationships.)
          2. It has that "Time of the month" (Windows Updates.)
          3. It whines when you are using it. (The cooling fans.)
          4. When it's not whining it doesn't do anything useful.
          5. Gets mad at the peripherals, like the printer, and stops talking to it for no reason.
          6. Is always either too hot or too cold.
          7. Takes forever to get ready. (Boot up)

          /All of this is meant in jest.
          "Magic sometimes sounds like tape." - The Amazing Johnathan

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          • #6
            and soulstealer, unless i somehow got real imaginative in spanish class last year.....

            computer in spanish, is indeed, la computadora....

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            • #7
              Quoth Crosshair View Post
              1. No matter how much you abuse it, it stays with you. (I see very few guys staying in abusive relationships.)
              Some guys do.

              Uhh... not that I did, and I certainly didn't stay in it for six years.
              Sometimes life is altered.
              Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
              Uneasy with confrontation.
              Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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