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  • Jack and Jill jokes...

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    to smoke some marijuana.
    Jack got high, unzipped his fly
    And Jill said, "Oh, I wanna!"

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    to have a little fun
    but Jack and Jill forgot the pill
    and now they have a son!

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    to smoke a little leaf
    Jack got high, unzipped his fly,
    and Jill said, "Where's the beef?"

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    Jack and Jill,
    Went up the hill,
    So Jack could see Jill's fanny.
    But Jack got a shock,
    And an eyeful of cock,
    Because Jill was a closet tranny.
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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