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A guy from the factory behind my store came to fill the forklift with LPG. As he was lining up to pay another customer quipped "Forklift, eh? Why do they need a machine that big just to lift a few forks?"
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Well, what with everyone being so sue-happy these days, the company didn't want to deal with the workman's comp claims from someone getting hurt from flexing a muscle. They might have overdone it a bit, though, you think?Quoth edible_hat View PostYou're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga -
The same company also has a scissor-lift, I wonder if they have spoon and knife lifts too...Comment
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Wouldn't a spoon-lift be called a catapult?"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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A catapult is when one tosses their kitty over the neighbor's fence.Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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