There was a macigian who worked on a cruise ship. Since he had a different audience each week, his act never changed. The captain's parrot noticed that and started mouthing off during the show. Stuff like "he switched hats" or "the flowers are under the table" or "why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
One day the ship sank and left only two survivors - the magician and the parrot. The magician started swimming towards the nearest land, with the parrot flying above. After a couple of hours the parrot landed on the magician's hat and said "I give up, what have you done with the ship?"
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Bob bought a second-hand parrot. The parrot swore all the time. Bob tried everything to stop the parrot swearing - playing soft music, covering the cage, making it watch daytime television, but nothing worked. One day he got fed up and threw the parrot in the freezer.
Five minutes later he let the parrot out. "I'm sorry about my manners, I'll never swear again" said the parrot "May I ask what the chicken did?"
One day the ship sank and left only two survivors - the magician and the parrot. The magician started swimming towards the nearest land, with the parrot flying above. After a couple of hours the parrot landed on the magician's hat and said "I give up, what have you done with the ship?"
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Bob bought a second-hand parrot. The parrot swore all the time. Bob tried everything to stop the parrot swearing - playing soft music, covering the cage, making it watch daytime television, but nothing worked. One day he got fed up and threw the parrot in the freezer.
Five minutes later he let the parrot out. "I'm sorry about my manners, I'll never swear again" said the parrot "May I ask what the chicken did?"
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