Sunday School

[sportsmom]

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was napping. "Tell me Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" Mary cried out and the nun said "Very good" and Mary fell back asleep.

A little while later the nun asked Mary "Who is our lord and savior?" Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ" shouted Mary, the nun said "Very good" and Mary fell asleep again.

Then the nun asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" This time Mary jumped up and shouted "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The nun fainted.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Thanks. I have now officially woke up the entire neighborhood laughing my ass off.

I'll definitely be passing this one along . . . I'm sure the BH could use a good one to tell.

[edible_hat]

Related...

Three nuns died and appeared at the gates of Heaven. St Peter explained that they'd each have a quiz to determine if they were really pious.

First:

"What was the name of the first man?"
"Adam"
"Right, your in."

Second:

"What was the name of the first woman, and what was she made from?"
"Eve, she was made from Adam's rib"
"Right, you're in."

Third:

"What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?"
"Oh, that's a hard one..."
"Right, you're in."

[sportsmom]

Thanks. I have now officially woke up the entire neighborhood laughing my ass off.

I'll definitely be passing this one along . . . I'm sure the BH could use a good one to tell.

Glad to be of service DGC!