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Got a few jokes from my dad here; be warned, these are not for the faint of heart. <.<
This took my coworker a solid minute (my dad timed her) to get; let's see how long it takes you.
Dad walks in, greets my co-worker and I...just as one of our sodas runs out of syrup. I head to the back to fix that, leaving them alone.
My co-worker asks him for his name, to which my Dad gives a cheshire-cat style grin and pulls out a handful of $20 bills. He then declares, "I'm Rich!"
Second joke:
A farmer lives out in, basically, the middle of no where. One day there's a knock on his door. He goes to answer it, but doesn't see anyone. Then he looks down and sees a snail. Snarling, he picks it up and throws it as far away as he can.
Two weeks later, there's another knock at the door. He opens it and there's the snail again. Before the farmer can react, the snail yells "What was that all about!?"
He has some great prank stories too, but I'm not sure if those actually qualify as jokes. Hope you enjoy those!
This took my coworker a solid minute (my dad timed her) to get; let's see how long it takes you.
Dad walks in, greets my co-worker and I...just as one of our sodas runs out of syrup. I head to the back to fix that, leaving them alone.
My co-worker asks him for his name, to which my Dad gives a cheshire-cat style grin and pulls out a handful of $20 bills. He then declares, "I'm Rich!"
Second joke:
A farmer lives out in, basically, the middle of no where. One day there's a knock on his door. He goes to answer it, but doesn't see anyone. Then he looks down and sees a snail. Snarling, he picks it up and throws it as far away as he can.
Two weeks later, there's another knock at the door. He opens it and there's the snail again. Before the farmer can react, the snail yells "What was that all about!?"
He has some great prank stories too, but I'm not sure if those actually qualify as jokes. Hope you enjoy those!
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