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Some years ago a horrific accident happened on a major movie set. At one stroke, important stars were killed when a stunt went terribly wrong.
The three stars approach the pearly gates and meet St. Peter. The good door-keeper looks at the men before him. He consults his book and presents the news.
"You were not sceduled to come here for many years. This is a grave error. We cannot restore your recently lost lives but, because you are important people, you will be offered the chance to be reborn as a creative person who lived in the past. Who do you choose?
Harrison Ford = You know, when I played Indiana Jones I became interested in archaeology. If I could, I'd like to come back as Howard Carter. He discovered the tomb of Tutankhamen.
Zip, zip it is done. Harrison Ford is transported into the infant body of Howard Carter.
The next star to approach St. Peter is Jeremy Irons. He thinks a bit and then makes his decision.
Jeremy Irons = I've always been interested in English Heritage. If I can be reborn, I think I'd like to be Christopher Wren.
Zip, zip it is done. Jeremy Irons is transported into the infant body of Christopher Wren.
The last star approaches St. Peter. He is a man of few words. Arnold Schwartzneger tells the Gate-Keeper. "I'll be Bach."
The three stars approach the pearly gates and meet St. Peter. The good door-keeper looks at the men before him. He consults his book and presents the news.
"You were not sceduled to come here for many years. This is a grave error. We cannot restore your recently lost lives but, because you are important people, you will be offered the chance to be reborn as a creative person who lived in the past. Who do you choose?
Harrison Ford = You know, when I played Indiana Jones I became interested in archaeology. If I could, I'd like to come back as Howard Carter. He discovered the tomb of Tutankhamen.
Zip, zip it is done. Harrison Ford is transported into the infant body of Howard Carter.
The next star to approach St. Peter is Jeremy Irons. He thinks a bit and then makes his decision.
Jeremy Irons = I've always been interested in English Heritage. If I can be reborn, I think I'd like to be Christopher Wren.
Zip, zip it is done. Jeremy Irons is transported into the infant body of Christopher Wren.
The last star approaches St. Peter. He is a man of few words. Arnold Schwartzneger tells the Gate-Keeper. "I'll be Bach."
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