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    What do you call an Arab who lies all the time?

    Asif.



    Who is the bouncer at the Irish Club?

    Rick O'Shea.
    Last edited by edible_hat; 04-29-2008, 06:03 AM. Reason: it's not good to misspell puns.

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    I don't get it...
    What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

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    • #3
      asif = as if. An expression used to convey doubt or disbelief.

      Rich O'Shea = ricochet, to bounce or rebound off a surface.
      Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

      http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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      • #4
        Probably should've been Rick O'Shea...
        I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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        • #5
          Quoth Broomjockey View Post
          Rich O'Shea = ricochet, to bounce or rebound off a surface.
          It probably didn't help that I misspelled "Rick".


          What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

          Bob.

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          • #6
            What do you call a man with ...

            a car on his head? Jack.

            a car number plate on his head? Reg.

            a paper bag on his head? Russel.

            twenty rabbits up his bum? Warren.

            Rapscallion

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            • #7
              a with a seagull on his head?
              Cliff

              two dogs on One Tree Hill?
              Desperate.
              ludo ergo sum

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              • #8
                ...a man with a wooden hat?

                Edward (ed-wood)


                ...a man with three wooden hats?

                Edward Woodward.


                ...a man with four wooden hats?

                I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.

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