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    They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there
    and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong.
    Sometimes it is embarrassing.

    There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her
    what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know
    most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
    handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room
    and approached the desk.... The receptionist said, "Yes sir, what
    are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with
    my d***," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said,
    "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
    "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he
    said. The receptionist replied, "You've caused some embarrassment in
    this room full of people. You should have said there is something
    wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further
    with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask
    people questions in a room full strangers if the answer could
    embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then
    re-entered The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something
    wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly
    and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with
    your ear, sir?"
    "I can't piss out of it," he replied. The waiting room erupted in
    laughter. Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!

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    Damn it now I want to be in a position to do that.

    Well one day I'll be old but I don't think I'll ever grow that penis.
    How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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