They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there
and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong.
Sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her
what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know
most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room
and approached the desk.... The receptionist said, "Yes sir, what
are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with
my d***," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said,
"You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he
said. The receptionist replied, "You've caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further
with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask
people questions in a room full strangers if the answer could
embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then
re-entered The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something
wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly
and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with
your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied. The waiting room erupted in
laughter. Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!
and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong.
Sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her
what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know
most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room
and approached the desk.... The receptionist said, "Yes sir, what
are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with
my d***," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said,
"You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he
said. The receptionist replied, "You've caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further
with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask
people questions in a room full strangers if the answer could
embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then
re-entered The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something
wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly
and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with
your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied. The waiting room erupted in
laughter. Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!

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