Two Statues

[Princess-Snake]

There are two statues in a park. One of a nude man and the other of a nude woman. For one hundred years, they have been still. One day, an angel comes down and brings the two statues to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you wish to do most." The statues look at each other and go running into the shrubbery. The angel waits paitently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. Fifteen minutes later, the two return laughing and out of breath. The angel says, "You still have fifteen minutes left. Would you care to do it again?" He asks her, "Shall we?" She answers, "Alright, but let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you crap on its head!"

[Sylvia727]

First I laughed.

Then I asked, "If they've been statues for the last century, when did they eat the food that turned into the crap they deposited on the pigeons?"

[Soulstealer]

If an angel is going to grant them their wish he better give them the means to do it.

And now I'm wondering what the expression of a pigeon would be after hearing Lord Nelson was seen buying a shot gun and bird pellets.

[Sheldonrs]

First I laughed.

Then I asked, "If they've been statues for the last century, when did they eat the food that turned into the crap they deposited on the pigeons?"

Maybe they were shitting bricks.

[marlovino]

Maybe they were shitting bricks.

*Groan*