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So this Australian guy went on holiday in Russia and while he was there he met, fell in love with, and married a Russian woman. The problem was she didn't speak any English. So when she got back to Australia, things were a little interesting.
The first time she went shopping she wanted some chicken legs. So she went to the butcher, did an imitation of a chicken, and lifted up her skirt a little to show some leg. The butcher figured it out and gave her what she wanted.
The next week she wanted some chicken breasts. So she went to the butcher, did an imitation of a chicken, and undid the top few buttons on her blouse. The butcher figured it out and gave her what she wanted.
The next week she wanted chicken sausages. Unable to think of how to mime this, she took her husband shopping...
...he speaks English so he asked the butcher for the sausages. What were you thinking of, you pervert?
The first time she went shopping she wanted some chicken legs. So she went to the butcher, did an imitation of a chicken, and lifted up her skirt a little to show some leg. The butcher figured it out and gave her what she wanted.
The next week she wanted some chicken breasts. So she went to the butcher, did an imitation of a chicken, and undid the top few buttons on her blouse. The butcher figured it out and gave her what she wanted.
The next week she wanted chicken sausages. Unable to think of how to mime this, she took her husband shopping...
...he speaks English so he asked the butcher for the sausages. What were you thinking of, you pervert?