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  • #1

    The men of cloth and the flower stand.

    A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.

    Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that (Are you ready?) Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
    You don't know what Hades is until you've worked at least one Christmas Season in a toy store that offers free gift wrapping.
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    .......

    I'm embarrassed to admit I laughed at this!
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    • #3
      Awww. Poor friars.
      "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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      • #4
        bleh ... bleh ... puns bleh!
        "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

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          Quoth marasbaras View Post
          bleh ... bleh ... puns bleh!
          Sure, you say that, until you have the chance to make one yourself!
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          • #6
            In response to that:

            Many years ago, a village of Basques were ruled over by a vicious Lord. He was a mean and warlike Lord who took pleasure in watching the Basques suffer. During his latest absence, laying siege to a neighboring village, the Basques overtook the few guards at the Lord's castle and braced themselves against the font gates. The evil Lord returned and commanded his solders to break down the door. After many gruelling hours, the gates were knocked down, squashing all the Basques inside. The moral of this horrible story is....Don't put all your Basques at one Exit.

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