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  • Some Weed in the Rainforest

    A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

    The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

    So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

    After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

    A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

    The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

    So the koala looks down at him and says ................


    "Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
    "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

  • #2
    I love this joke...
    You don't know what Hades is until you've worked at least one Christmas Season in a toy store that offers free gift wrapping.

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    • #3
      PEDANT ALERT! PEDANT ALERT!

      Koalas don't live in rainforests.

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      • #4
        Quoth edible_hat View Post
        PEDANT ALERT! PEDANT ALERT!

        Koalas don't live in rainforests.
        Wholly anecdotal but I have heard they do get stoned on eucalyptus. Have a guess on what's the only thing they can eat.
        ludo ergo sum

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        • #5
          Quoth edible_hat View Post
          Koalas don't live in rainforests.
          It's a stoned koala. Maybe he got lost!
          Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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          • #6
            Quoth rvdammit View Post
            I have heard they do get stoned on eucalyptus.
            Probably not true or they'd be stoned all the time. Although that would explain their generally relaxed nature.

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            • #7
              Quoth edible_hat View Post
              Although that would explain their generally relaxed nature.
              koala bear-operative word BEAR-they can be extremely vicious
              Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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              • #8
                Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
                koala bear-operative word BEAR-they can be extremely vicious
                Except they're marsupials, not ursus. The bear is an incorrect nomenclature.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                  Except they're marsupials, not ursus. The bear is an incorrect nomenclature.
                  Yeah, they're more like wombats that lives in trees. Actually I know from experience that they're not docile at all during the mating season. The males attack anything that moves (including female koalas), and when they mate they howl like they're killing each other.

                  You know what else aren't bears? Pandas! They're giant Chinese raccoons.

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