My family and I were at a seafood restaurant tonight and my grandma was deciding on salmon, and my brother, king of bad puns, goes "Yeah, Grandma, get it just for the halibut. (hell of it)" We all laughed, well, kind of.
My brother said to the waitress "Sorry, you probably hear that one all the time."
The waitress says "Yeah, it's a cod forsaken place."
Also, this isn't a joke, but the restaurant had all these old fashioned tin trays with various company names on them decorating the wall, I swear one was probably from the forties, it featured a dancing rooster and the
company name was "GAY COCK". I don't know if that was a joke or a real company, but if it was the latter, I have a feeling they've changed their name. Next time I go I'll have to get a picture.
My brother said to the waitress "Sorry, you probably hear that one all the time."
The waitress says "Yeah, it's a cod forsaken place."
Also, this isn't a joke, but the restaurant had all these old fashioned tin trays with various company names on them decorating the wall, I swear one was probably from the forties, it featured a dancing rooster and the
company name was "GAY COCK". I don't know if that was a joke or a real company, but if it was the latter, I have a feeling they've changed their name. Next time I go I'll have to get a picture.
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