If You Give An SC A Sales Flyer(LONG)

[pssorens]

A Work of parody based on the childrens book "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie"
Based on the hectic memorial day weekend. MODS if it need to be moved please do so this seemed like the best thread


If you give an SC a sales flyer. they're gonna want to shop at your store.

if you let them shop at your store. they're gonna abuse your employees.

if they abuse your employees. they're gonna want to buy something

if they buy something, they are going to want to take it home

if they take it home they're going to break it

if they break it they're going to lie about how it happened

if they lie about it, they 're going to want to return it

If they return it, they're going to have lost the receipt

if they lost the receipt , they're going to make a scene

if they make a scene, they're going to need a manager

if they need a manager, the manager is going to cave in

if the manager caves in, they're going to get store credit

if they get store credit, they're gonna need a sales flyer.