Eggs and Bacon

[Amina516]

This is the funniest joke ever.....hold on to your seats.


Two eggs and a slice of bacon walk into a bar. And the Bartender goes "Hey! We dont serve breakfast here!"






*So, yeah I know its bad...but it makes me laugh everytime.*

[Bright_Star]

A lady walks into a hardware store & goes up to the counter. She asks the guy at the counter "Do you sell batteries?" He says.."Yes, we sell batteries, come this way"...he replies motioning to the back of the store.
She says.."Hell if I could come that way then I wouldn't need batteries!"

[Plaidman]

A lady walks into a hardware store & goes up to the counter. She asks the guy at the counter "Do you sell batteries?" He says.."Yes, we sell batteries, come this way"...he replies motioning to the back of the store.
She says.."Hell if I could come that way then I wouldn't need batteries!"

Both were funny, but that made me spit my cherry pepsi.

[RayvenQ]

Two sausages in a frying pan frying away, the first one goes "It ain't half hot in here is it?" the second one goes "AAAGH! A talking sausage!"

[edible_hat]

A man walks into a bar. His friend sees it coming and gets out of the way in time.

A man walks into a bar and asks "do you serve Irishmen here?"
"Yes of course."
"Ok I'll have a beer and my lion will have an Irishman."

[Lace Neil Singer]

A kid says to his teacher, "My pen just ran out." She replied, "Quick, run after it!"

[hecubus]

A golden oldie:

A man goes into a drug store and asks the clerk, "Do you carry talcum powder?"

The clerk replies, "Yes sir. Walk this way."

The man says, "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder."

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Please, try the veal!

[Gothicsmurf]

A man walks into a bar.

Don't you think he should've ducked?

[Nashida]

The dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Or...two men walked into a bar. One ducked.

[Gawdzillers]

Two men walk into a seafood restaurant and ask the maitre'd: "Do you serve crabs?"
The maitre'd replies: "Yes sir, we serve anyone."

/oldascreation

[PCGameGuy]

This is the funniest joke ever.....hold on to your seats.


Two eggs and a slice of bacon walk into a bar. And the Bartender goes "Hey! We dont serve breakfast here!"






*So, yeah I know its bad...but it makes me laugh everytime.*

I told this one at work and got booed and told I'd brough the mood down, telling clean jokes like that. I felt sad, dejected. Slumped shoulders, I walked back to my car. On the drive home, inspiration hit! The next day, after work, telling jokes again. I join in, and they eye me warily. Not this time, no siree!
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Two eggs and a slice of bacon walk into a bar. They hop up onto the bartop and start going at it, a real egg and bacon sandwich thing going on. The bartender goes "Hey, we don't serve fucking breakfast in here!"

[Amina516]

Two eggs and a slice of bacon walk into a bar. They hop up onto the bartop and start going at it, a real egg and bacon sandwich thing going on. The bartender goes "Hey, we don't serve fucking breakfast in here!"

LOVE IT!

lol.