Restuarant Service

[edible_hat]

I was at a restaurant and I accidentally dropped my fork on the floor. The waiter rushed over and gave me a new fork.

So I dropped a napkin on the floor. The waiter rushed over and gave me a new napkin.

So I tipped my ex-girlfriend out of her chair...

[MadMike]

That's terrible! I love it!

And I thought the one my grandfather told me was bad -- that when my grandma turned 40, he should have traded her in for two 20's.

[edible_hat]

And I thought the one my grandfather told me was bad -- that when my grandma turned 40, he should have traded her in for two 20's.

The 21st anniversary edition of Australian Playboy featured 21 21 year-olds. The joke was that we were all hoping they don't do something similar for their 80th anniversary issue.

[Umingmaq]

And I thought the one my grandfather told me was bad -- that when my grandma turned 40, he should have traded her in for two 20's.

The follow on to that one is that the wife responds: "But you're not wired for 220."

(Electrician joke.)

[sportsmom]

That's terrible! I love it!

And I thought the one my grandfather told me was bad -- that when my grandma turned 40, he should have traded her in for two 20's.

He sounds like my granddaddy. Granddaddy used to say that he wanted to die at the age of 104 after being shot by a jealous husband.