Little Johnny and Little Jessie (NWS-ish)

[Lace Neil Singer]

Little Johnny was playing with his football in his front garden when Little Jessie walked by. He immediately shouted, "Ha ha, I've got a football and you haven't!" She walked away.

The next day, Little Jessie came by playing with a football and Little Johnny was incensed. "Where did you get that?" he shouted. "My mum bought it for me!" she shouted back. "Well, I've got a bike!" he replied, wheeling out his bike. Little Jessie said nothing, but walked away.

The next day, Little Jessie cycled by on her new bike, and Little Johnny was once again angry. "Where did you get that?" he shouted at her. "My mum bought it for me!" she shouted back. In a rage, Little Johnny pulled down his shorts. "I've got one of these, and your mum can't buy you one, so there!" Little Jessie said nothing, but cycled away.

The next day, as usual, Little Jessie was walking by Little Johnny's house. "So, did your mum buy you one of these?" shouted Little Johnny, pointing to his crotch. In retaliation, Little Jessie pulled up her skirt and pointed to her own crotch. "My mum says that as long as I've got one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!"

[Emrld]

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

That is totally classic

(let's add in last night at bath time the 3yr old niece and almost 2 nephew in the tub at the same time . . .and you can see her looking from herself to him and back . . .but doesn't ask any questions . .. makes you wonder what is going on in the little mind.