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    Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

    'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

    Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
    across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

    After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'

    Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
    was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

    Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed! : 'God,
    please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the
    river'

    Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
    hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
    You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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    Men: Doing Things The Hard Way - FOREVER.
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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