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(I'm combining two jokes here)
A car breaks down in the desert. The driver and two passengers decide to take a walk to where they think the nearest help is. They decided to each take part of the car with them.
The driver takes the radiator, so that when they get thirsty they can have a drink.
The first passenger takes the seat covers, so that when they get tired they can sit down and rest comfortably, or they can build a shelter.
The second passenger takes the door so that when it gets too hot they can open the window.
Anyway they're trekking along and they come across this tent with a table set up in the entrance. There's a man there. He says "Want to buy a tie?"
They reply "Water, we need water!"
"sorry, no water here, only ties."
They trek on. They come across a truck loaded up with boxes. The truck driver says "Want to buy a tie?"
They reply "Water, we need water!"
"Sorry, no water, only ties for sale."
They trek on. They come across a tricycle with a trailer. The trailer's full of boxes. The tricycle rider says "Want to buy a tie?"
They reply "Water, water! we need water!"
"Sorry, no water here, only ties."
They trek on. On the horizon they see a large building. They stagger forward. As they approach, they see it appears to be a fancy hotel. They get closer and closer. They go up to the doorman:
"Water, give us water!"
"Sorry, I can't let you in without a tie."
A car breaks down in the desert. The driver and two passengers decide to take a walk to where they think the nearest help is. They decided to each take part of the car with them.
The driver takes the radiator, so that when they get thirsty they can have a drink.
The first passenger takes the seat covers, so that when they get tired they can sit down and rest comfortably, or they can build a shelter.
The second passenger takes the door so that when it gets too hot they can open the window.
Anyway they're trekking along and they come across this tent with a table set up in the entrance. There's a man there. He says "Want to buy a tie?"
They reply "Water, we need water!"
"sorry, no water here, only ties."
They trek on. They come across a truck loaded up with boxes. The truck driver says "Want to buy a tie?"
They reply "Water, we need water!"
"Sorry, no water, only ties for sale."
They trek on. They come across a tricycle with a trailer. The trailer's full of boxes. The tricycle rider says "Want to buy a tie?"
They reply "Water, water! we need water!"
"Sorry, no water here, only ties."
They trek on. On the horizon they see a large building. They stagger forward. As they approach, they see it appears to be a fancy hotel. They get closer and closer. They go up to the doorman:
"Water, give us water!"
"Sorry, I can't let you in without a tie."