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Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Louise, went out for a hike and are now walking back to their cloister, when they notice they're being stalked.
Sister Mary whispers to Sister Louise : "I believe there's a man stalking us. What should we do ?"
- Yes, I noticed him. Just walk faster, but don't panic", Sister Louise replies.
They pick up a faster pace, but the stalker won't give up.
"I think he's getting closer, Sister Louise !"
- Yes, I can hear his heavy breath. We should run."
They take a dash, but the man is still tailing them.
"He's still after us ! What are we gonna do ?"
- Run, Sister Mary ! I'll try to hold him ! Run to the cloister !"
Sister Mary runs as though all Hell is coming after her, and finally reaches the safety of the cloister. A few moments later, Sister Louise comes back too.
"Praise the Lord, you're sound and safe ! How did you escape that man ?"
- Well, I stopped and told him that I'd give him what he wanted... He had a nasty laughter and told me that I knew what he wanted. I nodded and began to pull up my robes. He then pulled down his pants and..."
- Really ? That's awful ! How come you seem so cool about it ?"
- Now, now, don't worry. He didn't do anything to me. That's when I ran for it. Because a nun with her robes up her knees runs faster than a man with his pants around his ankles !"
Sister Mary whispers to Sister Louise : "I believe there's a man stalking us. What should we do ?"
- Yes, I noticed him. Just walk faster, but don't panic", Sister Louise replies.
They pick up a faster pace, but the stalker won't give up.
"I think he's getting closer, Sister Louise !"
- Yes, I can hear his heavy breath. We should run."
They take a dash, but the man is still tailing them.
"He's still after us ! What are we gonna do ?"
- Run, Sister Mary ! I'll try to hold him ! Run to the cloister !"
Sister Mary runs as though all Hell is coming after her, and finally reaches the safety of the cloister. A few moments later, Sister Louise comes back too.
"Praise the Lord, you're sound and safe ! How did you escape that man ?"
- Well, I stopped and told him that I'd give him what he wanted... He had a nasty laughter and told me that I knew what he wanted. I nodded and began to pull up my robes. He then pulled down his pants and..."
- Really ? That's awful ! How come you seem so cool about it ?"
- Now, now, don't worry. He didn't do anything to me. That's when I ran for it. Because a nun with her robes up her knees runs faster than a man with his pants around his ankles !"
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