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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one
in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies
out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag...'
'Damn!' says the little old lady ... 'I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!' '
Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?Did you steal it?' '
Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard backs up to
the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!' So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell:'$20 or off it comes!''
'Hey, not a bad idea! ' laughs the cop. 'Good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?'
'Well', says the little old lady, 'Not all of them pay.'
in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies
out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag...'
'Damn!' says the little old lady ... 'I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!' '
Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?Did you steal it?' '
Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard backs up to
the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!' So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell:'$20 or off it comes!''
'Hey, not a bad idea! ' laughs the cop. 'Good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?'
'Well', says the little old lady, 'Not all of them pay.'