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    A penguin notices that his car is belching black smoke from the exhaust, so he takes it to the local garage to have a mechanic look at it.

    While he's waiting, he sees a seven-eleven across the road, so he decides to go across and buy an ice cream to pass the time. The problem is that without proper arms, he couldn't eat the ice cream too well, and it ended up all over his beak.

    Just then, he notices that the mechanic has brought his car out of the workshop, so he hurries back across the road.

    The mechanic smiles and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

    "No," said the penguin. "It's ice cream, honest!"

    Rapscallion

  • #2
    Just about to steal this and send it to my humor mail group.

    I'll give you credit, though.
    "What did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?"
    -Eric Foreman That 70's Show

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    • #3
      I stole it from elsewhere - pass it on with glee.

      Rapscallion

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      • #4
        Hehe, I love that one.
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #5
          Is it wrong when my first reaction to the joke was an image of Danny DeVito eating the ice cream and defending himself swearing that it wasn't a seal...

          ... hey leave me alone... I just finished reading one of the threads about The Dark Knight... while watching Batman Returns...
          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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          • #6
            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
            Is it wrong when my first reaction to the joke was an image of Danny DeVito eating the ice cream and defending himself swearing that it wasn't a seal...
            Once again, Danny DeVito ruins a perfectly good joke.
            I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

            Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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            • #7
              Kip Addotta has a song called "Wet Dream" (not dirty, just uses a lot of fis references) and it has a lyric to this effect

              My barracuda was in the shop
              So I was in a rented stingray
              And it was overheating

              So I pulled into a Shell Station
              They said I'd blown a seal
              I said, "Fix the damn thing
              And leave my private life out of it
              Okay pal?"
              I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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