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A truck driver has been on the road for months with only a couple of weekends home, and is feeling very deprived of romance. So, against his better judgement, he reads a bit of bathroom graffiti that says, "Mary's $15.00 screw, call 555-231-0738."
He calls the number and gets a message in a very seductive, female voice, which instructs the trucker to driver to an address a few miles away, park, and come inside for Mary's $15.00 screw.
The trucker jumps back in his rig, excited, and locates the address given on the answering machine. As expected, the door is unlocked. He sees no sign of Mary as he enters the home, but notices a sign on the wall saying, "Mary's $15.00 screw, this way." He follows the arrow and sees a cash box with a note that says, "For Mary's $15.00 screw, deposit $15.00 here and go through the door to the right."
The trucker eagerly stuffs $15.00 in the cash box and walks through the door...
....and finds himself in the backyard, staring at a large sign that says, "You've just been screwed by Mary!"
He calls the number and gets a message in a very seductive, female voice, which instructs the trucker to driver to an address a few miles away, park, and come inside for Mary's $15.00 screw.
The trucker jumps back in his rig, excited, and locates the address given on the answering machine. As expected, the door is unlocked. He sees no sign of Mary as he enters the home, but notices a sign on the wall saying, "Mary's $15.00 screw, this way." He follows the arrow and sees a cash box with a note that says, "For Mary's $15.00 screw, deposit $15.00 here and go through the door to the right."
The trucker eagerly stuffs $15.00 in the cash box and walks through the door...
....and finds himself in the backyard, staring at a large sign that says, "You've just been screwed by Mary!"