Gynocologist Visit

[hopie144]

A middle-aged woman

Seemed sheepish as she
Visited her gynecologist.

'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,
'you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kind of strange...'

'Let me be the judge of that,'
The doctor replied.

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.'
'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,

Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters !
You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,

'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynecologist put a comforting
Hand on her shoulder.
'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'
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(Ready for this?)
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(I'm warning you.....)
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(Still not too late....!)
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'You're simply going through the change!

[Spiffy McMoron]

An elderly woman went into the dentists one day. She was greeted by the dentist who placed her in the chair, and tried to engage with some friendly banter. Stone-faced, the elderly woman did not reply back, but only stared at the ceiling.

The dentist, somewhat dishearted by this old woman's demeanor, left the room to get some equipment and latex gloves. Walking back into the room with the old woman, he exclaimed, "Yup, I don't need to buy gloves, I just dip my hand into the vat of latex in the back!" The elderly woman still said nothing.

Five minutes into the examination, the old woman burst out laughing!

The dentist said, "Ma'am, what so funny? I told that joke 5 minutes ago!"

She replied, "I know! I was just thinking about how you get your condoms!"