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    it wouldn't be funny if it weren't true

    Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.


    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.


    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her."





    So - if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of shit.

    Love and appreciate all the women in your life.


    BEST BELIEVE IT!
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    If you give her a credit card, she'll give you a bill.
    "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

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      If you give her a minute, I'll take an hour.
      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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      • #4
        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
        If you give her a minute, I'll take an hour.
        Try telling that to my b/f, it takes him longer to get ready than I do!
        "Otherwise you are free to keep putting your hope in leprechauns, horseshoes and unicorn farts."-Gravekeeper

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