Pickles

[TheSilentOne]

Two morticians walk into a bar *har har har*

Mortician 1: "You should've seen the body I got in the other day. It was a girl. She was found in a river and had been rotting in the river for a few weeks. Weird thing is, her clitoris was like a pickle."

Mortician 2: "Why, was it green?"

Mortician 1: "No, it was sour."

[hecubus]

Ew! Just....just........ew!

[Gawdzillers]

Reminds me of something I read in Fight Club:

A woman writes Dear Abby telling about her predicament. The woman had married a handsome young mortician, and on their wedding night, he made her sit in a tub of ice water until her skin was freezing to the touch. He then laid her on the bed and made love to her cold, inert body. They had been doing this throughout their whole marriage, when the woman decided to write Dear Abby and ask if it meant anything.