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If you had purchased $1000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
Had you purchased $1000 of Enron stock, your investment would now be worth $16.50.
Had you purchased $1000 of WorldCom stock, its value today would be less than $5.00
If you had purchased $1000 of stock in Delta Airlines, it would now be worth just $49.00.
Had you invested that $1000 in United Airlines stock, it would be worth zero today.
But, if you had purchased $1000 of beer a year ago, drank all the beer and turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.
So therefore the best current investment advice seems to be drink heavily and recycle.
If you had purchased $1000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
Had you purchased $1000 of Enron stock, your investment would now be worth $16.50.
Had you purchased $1000 of WorldCom stock, its value today would be less than $5.00
If you had purchased $1000 of stock in Delta Airlines, it would now be worth just $49.00.
Had you invested that $1000 in United Airlines stock, it would be worth zero today.
But, if you had purchased $1000 of beer a year ago, drank all the beer and turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.
So therefore the best current investment advice seems to be drink heavily and recycle.