Application to Join the Mafia

[DGoddessChardonnay]

APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFFIA

Whazza u name _________________________ U-Hage_______________

Whazza u howsa nummer ________________ U-Streeta____________

Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Lona-Arranger_____ Prostitutta?___

Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun.

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________

Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____ For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?

I Shoota Wun Guize_____ I Keednappa Sumbody's___________

Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______

U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________

U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________

U Likka Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______

(Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)

U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)

Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika..................

1 pr darke glasses 1 lb. mozzarella cheeze

1 black shirte widda white tie 1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)

1 pr. pointie shooz 1 wite hat, widde blacke brim

1 pr. cement shooz 1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)

(come later when you foolaround) 8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra

1 Appy Face Button

Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)

JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE!

[edible_hat]

For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?

I Shoota Wun Guize_____ I Keednappa Sumbody's___________

Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________

I want to answer "Littering. And being a public nuisance."

[XCashier]

I want to answer "Littering. And being a public nuisance."

Do you have twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one to show them, too?

[edible_hat]

Do you have twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one to show them, too?

yes! Also shovels and rakes and instruments of de-struction.

[wraiths_crono]

im reading as in Spanish, could I have an Italian copy please?

[Argabarga]

Joining the mafia isn't so hard, it's that darn exit interview when you leave the mafia that's the hard part....

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Joining the mafia isn't so hard, it's that darn exit interview when you leave the mafia that's the hard part....

I would think so . . . I hear it's a real sinker . . . especially seeing as how they don't give away gold watches, but rather concrete overcoats.