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A Priest and his Wife are getting dressed for an evening out on the town when much to the priests surprise his wife comes out wearing an incredibly slinky and revealing dress. His jaw nearly hits the floor and when he can finally compose himself he says "Honey, where did you get a dress like that?"
"I bought it yesterday" she replies.
"But, you can't go out dressed like, its indecent and immoral" replies her husband.
The wife feeling a little stung simpers a little and pouting says "Oh honey, the devil made me do it."
The husband smiles and says "And what do I always tell you when you get such impulses."
The wife sighs and says by rote, "I should say Devil get behind me"
The husband smiling says "And did you?"
The wife with a coy smile replies, "Yes I did, and he said it looked just as good from behind"
"I bought it yesterday" she replies.
"But, you can't go out dressed like, its indecent and immoral" replies her husband.
The wife feeling a little stung simpers a little and pouting says "Oh honey, the devil made me do it."
The husband smiles and says "And what do I always tell you when you get such impulses."
The wife sighs and says by rote, "I should say Devil get behind me"
The husband smiling says "And did you?"
The wife with a coy smile replies, "Yes I did, and he said it looked just as good from behind"