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There is a fly floating above a pond.
There is a bass in the pond. He thinks, "That fly drops six inches, and I jump up and eat the fly."
There is a bear in some nearby bushes. He thinks, "That fly drops six inches, the bass jumps up to eat the fly, and I come out and eat the bass."
There is a hunter eating lunch in some trees across the pond. He thinks, "That fly drops six inches, the bass jumps up to eat the fly, the bear comes out to catch the bass, and I shoot the bear."
There is a mouse near the hunter. He thinks, "That fly drops six inches, the bass jumps up to eat the fly, the bear comes out to catch the bass, the hunter drops his sandwhich to shoot the bear, and I get the sandwhich."
There is a cat near the hunter as well. He thinks, "That fly drops six inches, the bass jumps up to eat the fly, the bear comes out to catch the bass, the hunter drops his sandwhich to shoot the bear, the mouse comes out to get the sandwhich, and I get the mouse."
And so, the fly drops six inches, the bass jumps up to eat the fly, the bear comes out to catch the bass, the hunter drops his sandwich to shoot the bear, the mouse comes out to get the sandwhich, and the cat pounces at the mouse, but overshoots and lands in the pond.
For the non-family friendly punchline, highlight below. Probably NSFW.
The moral of the story is: If the fly drops six inches, the pussy gets wet.
There is a bass in the pond. He thinks, "That fly drops six inches, and I jump up and eat the fly."
There is a bear in some nearby bushes. He thinks, "That fly drops six inches, the bass jumps up to eat the fly, and I come out and eat the bass."
There is a hunter eating lunch in some trees across the pond. He thinks, "That fly drops six inches, the bass jumps up to eat the fly, the bear comes out to catch the bass, and I shoot the bear."
There is a mouse near the hunter. He thinks, "That fly drops six inches, the bass jumps up to eat the fly, the bear comes out to catch the bass, the hunter drops his sandwhich to shoot the bear, and I get the sandwhich."
There is a cat near the hunter as well. He thinks, "That fly drops six inches, the bass jumps up to eat the fly, the bear comes out to catch the bass, the hunter drops his sandwhich to shoot the bear, the mouse comes out to get the sandwhich, and I get the mouse."
And so, the fly drops six inches, the bass jumps up to eat the fly, the bear comes out to catch the bass, the hunter drops his sandwich to shoot the bear, the mouse comes out to get the sandwhich, and the cat pounces at the mouse, but overshoots and lands in the pond.
For the non-family friendly punchline, highlight below. Probably NSFW.
The moral of the story is: If the fly drops six inches, the pussy gets wet.
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