Yo mama's so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama's so stupid that when she got Alzheimer's, her IQ went up.
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace show up and try to throw her in the sea.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat, people kept yelling "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped in the sea she caused a tsunami.
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please."
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama's so stupid that when she got Alzheimer's, her IQ went up.
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace show up and try to throw her in the sea.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat, people kept yelling "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped in the sea she caused a tsunami.
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please."
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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