In perspective

[Nurian]

One night a couple were lying in bed and things were getting heavy. As the man is starting to progress things, the woman stopped him and began to chastise him saying, "I don't want this right. I just want to cuddle. You need to be more sensitive to my emotional needs."

The next day, the man takes her to a respectable jeweler. She ecstatic as she goes to all the cases looking at all the finely wrought metal and gleaming stones. She chooses a necklace and shows it to the man saying she can't wait to wear it out. The man says, "Oh, no, honey. I can't afford anything here. You need to be more sensitive to my financial needs."

[Plaidman]

Heh. Reminds me of....



One night a husband was getting into bed, and feeling a little frisky. His wife is always cold to him, til he got an idea.

Husband: "Honey, do you need some asprin for your headache?"
Wife: What are you talking about? I don't have a headache!
Husband: "Great! Lets have sex!"