The SC lady who INSISTED on chocolate gets PWNed

[Automan Empire]

One of my favorite jokes. Sorry if its a repost; I tried a search.

A woman walks into an ice cream parlor and tells the guy behind the counter,
"I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream."

The counter man says, "I know that this may sound strange, but we don't have
any chocolate ice cream. We ran out and the delivery truck hasn't arrived yet."

She says, "In that case, I'll have half a gallon of chocolate ice cream."

"Ma'am, I just told you that I'm sorry, we don't have any chocolate ice cream."

"Okay, then I'll have a pint of chocolate ice cream."

"Look lady, I said we don't have ANY chocolate ice cream."

"That's okay, I'll have an ice cream cone with two scoops of chocolate."

The counter man is absolutely livid and says, "Lady, how do you spell the
'straw' in strawberry?"

She says, "S-T-R-A-W."

"Right, now how do you spell the 'van' in vanilla?"

"V-A-N."

"Great, now how do you spell the 'fuck' in chocolate?"

She says, "There is no 'fuck' in chocolate."

"That's what I've been trying to tell you, THERE IS NO FUCKIN' CHOCOLATE!"

[Boozy]

What a great joke for this board!

[Slytovhand]

yes... most definitely paid!

[LingualMonkey]

I love this joke. I first heard this in a psychology class on behavior modification. The teacher--a diminutive older gentleman--hadn't sworn in class before telling this joke. It was the lead in for his lecture on using a variety of approaches to communicate when the first attempt breaks down. The class was up for grabs for a good 5 minutes after he said the punchline.

[Danno]

The sad thing is that, minus the swearing, this pretty much happened on our last day of the season. We ran out of chocolate first, and had to tell that to a confused customer four times. He just kept changing his order to something else made of chocolate and we had to tell him that, no, it doesn't matter how you order the chocolate because we don't have any chocolate.

[Greenday]

Oh my God, that's so great! I loved it.