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It's a few hundred years in the future, and "Earthlings" and "Martians" are living side by side. One night, and Earth couple and a Martian couple are having a nice dinner, and discussing how they are alike and different. The topic of sex comes up (as it always does in such cases). Both couples admit that they always wondered what it would be like to experience someone from another planet. They decide to swap for the night.
The Earth woman and the Martian man go off to have a lil fun. He's got only a tiny penis- about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says the Earth woman. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.
"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow...." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, the Earth man asks "Well, was it any good?" "Not bad," says the Earth woman, wanting to spare his feelings "How about you?"
"It was ok," he replies, "but I got a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
The Earth woman and the Martian man go off to have a lil fun. He's got only a tiny penis- about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says the Earth woman. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.
"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow...." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, the Earth man asks "Well, was it any good?" "Not bad," says the Earth woman, wanting to spare his feelings "How about you?"
"It was ok," he replies, "but I got a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
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