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A young teacher was newly hired by an elite girls' High School. As is usual in such places, the newest teachers get the least preferred assignments. In addition to his regular subjects, the young man was told that he'd be teaching sex education.
"I can't do that! I''ve only been married a month. What will my wife say when she finds out I'm teaching sex education to teen-aged girls?"
"Well," the Headmistress replied, "Just say you're teaching sailing and I'll back you up."
The young teacher goes home and tells his wife about his new assignment.
"Sailing? You know nothing about sailing!"
"It's all right. I don't have to take them out in boats. There are videos and manuals I can use."
All goes well until the wife attends a school reception. Her husband's students surround her with praise for his excellent teaching skills. The wife is puzzled.
"That's strange because he's only done it twice in his life. The first time he vomited and the other time his hat blew away."
"I can't do that! I''ve only been married a month. What will my wife say when she finds out I'm teaching sex education to teen-aged girls?"
"Well," the Headmistress replied, "Just say you're teaching sailing and I'll back you up."
The young teacher goes home and tells his wife about his new assignment.
"Sailing? You know nothing about sailing!"
"It's all right. I don't have to take them out in boats. There are videos and manuals I can use."
All goes well until the wife attends a school reception. Her husband's students surround her with praise for his excellent teaching skills. The wife is puzzled.
"That's strange because he's only done it twice in his life. The first time he vomited and the other time his hat blew away."