Lorena Bobbit

[freaktard]

(This is probably an old one, but I didn't hear it till today...)

Did you hear that Lorena Bobbit was in a traffic accident? Some prick cut her off.

[MadMike]

Did you hear her husband got his name legally changed? He changed it to "Les Johnson."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Did you hear her husband got his name legally changed? He changed it to "Les Johnson."

Could be worse . . .

It could have been "Les Seamen"

[Nurian]

I heard when he had his penis reattached, he had to take a special medicine. It's a generic form of Viagra called:
Mycoxafloppin.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I heard when he had his penis reattached, he had to take a special medicine. It's a generic form of Viagra called:
Mycoxafloppin.

Not to be confused with the generic Cialis:

Mydixahangin

[Nurian]

Or Enzyte's generic:
Flaccidix

[blas]

Here's a good one for when you're almost done with work or just about ready to leave somewhere:

It's kind of like what Mr. Bobbit said after the incident...."It won't be long now!"

[draggar]

Did you hear her husband got his name legally changed? He changed it to "Les Johnson."

Yeah, she went back to her maiden name, too.

Lorena Cuttyercokoff.

[Parrothead]

And she has that virus named after her, too.

It turns your hard drive into a three and a half inch floppy.

[Docmayhem]

Did you hear her husband got his name legally changed? He changed it to "Les Johnson."

The judge wouldn't let him change it.

He said the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

[Nurian]

I heard about that, too. He had to go back to that courtroom a few days later. He was a part of an armed robbery at a bank.

He said it was more of a hold up than a stick up.

[Sheldonrs]

I heard his doctor told him to avoid getting an erection for at least 3 months after getting it sewn back on.

To insure this, he gave him a prescription for Viagra Falls.