This one's short and sweet (and stolen, but I digress), and very appropriate to this site.
"You can tell someone there's 400 billion stars in the sky and they'll believe you...but if you tell them a bench is wet with paint they have to touch it first."
"You can tell someone there's 400 billion stars in the sky and they'll believe you...but if you tell them a bench is wet with paint they have to touch it first."

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