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  • #1

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    My lesbian friends gave me a Rolex for my birthday.



    It was very nice but I think they misunderstood when I told them I wanna
    watch.
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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  • #2
    You left out the

    Ba da BING.
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #3
      I will so be using that one tomorrow.
      "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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      • #4
        I loved that one! I ended up texting it to all my friends.
        Sometimes life is altered.
        Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
        Uneasy with confrontation.
        Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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        • #5
          LMAO...I am so txting that out.

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          • #6
            I am inordinately pleased that people are sending on this joke.

            I is not a comedienne...
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #7
              Was it a diver's watch?
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • #8
                I told it to a friend and he got fixated on the Rolex part and missed the joke.

                "Wow! Why aren't you wearing it? Is it a fake? I didn't know it was your birthday?"
                "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                • #9
                  Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                  I am inordinately pleased that people are sending on this joke.

                  I is not a comedienne...
                  Half my friends didn't get it.
                  The other half didn't think it was funny.
                  The one lesbian chick I told it to laughed.
                  "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Greenday View Post
                    The one lesbian chick I told it to laughed.
                    I used to have a lesbian friend (lost touch with her years ago), and she loved lesbian jokes.

                    I told her this one, and she turned her back and got eerily quiet. I thought I had offended her, until she turned around to face me again, and I saw that she was laughing so hard that no sound was coming out.
                    Sometimes life is altered.
                    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                    Uneasy with confrontation.
                    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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