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A customer’s purchases came to $19.06, and they handed the cashier a twenty.
"Do you have six cents?" the cashier asked.
"Sorry," the customer said after fishing around their pockets, "I have no cents."
"Finally," the cashier muttered, "a customer who can admit it."
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Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support
* "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
* "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
* "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
* "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."
* "Press 1 for Support... Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes... Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
* "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
* "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
* "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
* "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
"Do you have six cents?" the cashier asked.
"Sorry," the customer said after fishing around their pockets, "I have no cents."
"Finally," the cashier muttered, "a customer who can admit it."
x-x-x-x-x
Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support
* "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
* "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
* "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
* "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."
* "Press 1 for Support... Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes... Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
* "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
* "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
* "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
* "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
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