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    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

    "You all have obsessions," he observed.

    To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

    He turned to the second mother, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

    He turns to the third mother, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

    At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, stands up indignantly. She grabbed hold of her little boy by the hand and says, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving!"
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    "We have to pick up your brother Willy from school."

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    • #3
      Not to mention sister Fanny.

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      • #4
        And your cousins Anita Dick and Seymour Butts.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #5
          Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
          And your cousins Anita Dick and Seymour Butts.
          Oh that was bad Chardonnay.

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          • #6
            Quoth Aethian View Post
            Oh that was bad Chardonnay.
            I know. I'm such a stinker at times.
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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