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    A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

    The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:




    You've got male!

  • #2
    That was precious.

    I wonder how it would have been explained to a girl, though.
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #3
      Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
      That was precious.

      I wonder how it would have been explained to a girl, though.
      "you've got not-male"

      When my second was born, I wouldn't tell my mom whether it was a boy or a girl...

      I just kept repeating "It's got three legs..."

      My sister had to explain.
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #4
        Okay dalesys, I almost broke Rule #1!! LOL Than you!

        I had the opposite problem. My child was too demure to let us know what she was.

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        • #5
          Quoth idrinkarum View Post
          Okay dalesys, I almost broke Rule #1!! LOL Than you!

          I had the opposite problem. My child was too demure to let us know what she was.
          My friend's son was, too. He kept it hidden.
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
            That was precious.

            I wonder how it would have been explained to a girl, though.
            You've got 3 Mail.
            I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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