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One day, Little Johnny took his pet duck with him to the movie theater. The ticket seller said "No animals allowed," and wouldn't let them in. But the duck really wanted to see the movie, so Johnny went around the corner and hid the duck inside his pants.
By the time Johnny finished paying for his ticket, the movie was about to start. When Johnny entered the theater, the only seat left was next to two elderly ladies. After the lights went out, Johnny unzipped his fly, and the duck stuck his head out to watch the movie.
A few minutes later, the lady next to Johnny leaned over to her friend and whispered: "The boy next to me is exposing himself!"
The other lady replied, "Well, just ignore him."
The first lady said, "I can't, his thing is eating my popcorn!!!"
By the time Johnny finished paying for his ticket, the movie was about to start. When Johnny entered the theater, the only seat left was next to two elderly ladies. After the lights went out, Johnny unzipped his fly, and the duck stuck his head out to watch the movie.
A few minutes later, the lady next to Johnny leaned over to her friend and whispered: "The boy next to me is exposing himself!"
The other lady replied, "Well, just ignore him."
The first lady said, "I can't, his thing is eating my popcorn!!!"