How children can sometimes rationalize the things we do

[persephone]

A little girl is staying with her grandmother for the weekend. Sunday morning, they're getting ready to go to church. The little girl is sitting on the floor in her grandmother's room, watching her get ready. Finally, the grandmother does one last check in the mirror, picks up her purse and turns to the little girl.

"Okay, honey; let's get going." The little girl gets really worried and jumps up.

"Oh no, Gramma, we can't go yet! You're not ready!"

"No?"

"No, Gramma! You haven't kissed the toilet paper yet!"