Crocodile safari

[edible_hat]

A Czechoslovakian man and a Polish man went on a crocodile safari in the Northern Territory of Australia. Camping out in the bush, digging your own toilet, the whole thing.

One morning, while doing his morning ablutions, their guide heard shouting from the other side of the camp. He rushed over to find no sign of the two men, but crocodile tracks leading away towards a nearby river.

He followed the tracks and found two gigantic crocs, one male and one female, sunning themselves on the river bank. Pulling out his knife, he rushed over to the female and slit its belly open.

The Polish man jumped out and said "The Czech's in the male."

[Calud]

I don't get it.

[Greenday]

It's a pun.

[Nurian]

Sounds like "The check's in the mail".

[wolfie]

My guess as to why you don't get it is that it's incomplete. I've seen multiple variations on this joke (different carnivorous animals), but in other incarnations only one of the 2 regular guys gets eaten, he tells the guide/hunter/rescuer which of the animals (the male) ate his friend, but the rescuer always kills the female. The punchline is always as follows:

Survivor: Why did you kill the female? I told you the male ate my friend.
Rescuer: You expect me to believe that the Czech is in the male?

It's a pun based on a typical SC excuse (especially to collection agencies) that the cheque is in the mail.

[edible_hat]

The Pole's in the female.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

I don't get it.

The check's in the mail.

[RayvenQ]

As in "the check/cheque is in the mail"

[Calud]

Survivor: Why did you kill the female? I told you the male ate my friend.
Rescuer: You expect me to believe that the Czech is in the male?

I know what it was supposed to mean... but it just didn't make any sense. This however, is funny.

[Gawdzillers]

The Pole's in the female.

Bow chicka wow wow.