duck/pub joke

[Gibbo]

A duck walks into a pub and says to the landlord ' Got any bread ? '
The landlord says 'No . Sorry , we haven't got any bread .'
The duck says ' Got any bread ? '
The landlord says 'NO . we have NOT got any bread .'
The duck says ' Got any bread ? '
The landlord says 'NO . we have NOT got any bloody bread .'
The duck says ' Got any bread ? '
The landlord says 'NO . we have NOT got any bloody bread , and if you ask again I will nail your fecking beak to the bar.'
The duck says ' Got any nails ? '
The landlord says 'No . Sorry , we haven't got any nails .'

The duck says.....

' Got any bread ? '

[BookstoreEscapee]

OK, I ed.