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A man and his wife were driving around one hot summer day, when they passed a lake. They were really hot, and the water looked quite cool and inviting. So they decided to go skinny-dipping.
They parked the car, hung their clothes on a nearby tree, and got in the water. When they came back later, they discovered that someone had taken their clothes, leaving only both their pairs of sneakers behind.
They grabbed their sneakers, got in the car, and tried to hurry home before anyone saw them and noticed their nakedness. Unfortunately, the husband was driving way too fast, lost control of the car around a curve, and crashed into a tree.
The wife was thrown out of the car, but was unhurt. The husband was unhurt as well, but he was stuck inside the wreckage.
She picked herself up off the ground, and went to check on him. "Oh my god! Honey, are you OK?"
"Yes, I'm fine, but I'm stuck! I can't get out of the car! You need to go into town and get help!"
"I can't go into town like this! I'm naked!"
"Take my sneakers, and tie them around your front, and take yours and tie them around back. Then go into town and get help!"
She does as he says, and goes into town. She finds a service station, approaches a group of mechanics, and tells them, "Help! My husband is stuck."
One of the mechanics stops what he's doing, looks up at her, and says, "Lady, if he's in that far, we can't get him out!"
They parked the car, hung their clothes on a nearby tree, and got in the water. When they came back later, they discovered that someone had taken their clothes, leaving only both their pairs of sneakers behind.
They grabbed their sneakers, got in the car, and tried to hurry home before anyone saw them and noticed their nakedness. Unfortunately, the husband was driving way too fast, lost control of the car around a curve, and crashed into a tree.
The wife was thrown out of the car, but was unhurt. The husband was unhurt as well, but he was stuck inside the wreckage.
She picked herself up off the ground, and went to check on him. "Oh my god! Honey, are you OK?"
"Yes, I'm fine, but I'm stuck! I can't get out of the car! You need to go into town and get help!"
"I can't go into town like this! I'm naked!"
"Take my sneakers, and tie them around your front, and take yours and tie them around back. Then go into town and get help!"
She does as he says, and goes into town. She finds a service station, approaches a group of mechanics, and tells them, "Help! My husband is stuck."
One of the mechanics stops what he's doing, looks up at her, and says, "Lady, if he's in that far, we can't get him out!"
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